I'm stealing this from Ether-Enereon's Journal... because I'm bored, and I've read his, so I'm guessing he'd probably like to read mine! lol!

Anyways, here goes:

001. Real name? William Joseph (Joseph) Woodget (the name "Joseph" is in brackets because it's the name I got confirmed with)
002. Nickname(s)? Will, W, Double-Decker, Double D, DD... I think that's all of them...
003. Zodiac sign? Aquarius.
004. Male or female? Male...
005. Elementary? Hmm... a little school called Hanbury C of E First School...
006. Middle School? St. John's Middle School, as well as Winterfold House School...
007. High School? Bromsgrove School...
008. Hair color? Very dark brown. I like to call it Chocolate brown...
009. Long or short? Long. Half way down my back, when it's not straightened...
010. Loud or Quiet? I'm nearly always quiet, untill you get to know me, and then I can be quite loud...
011. Sweats or Jeans? Jeans all the way!
012. Phone or Camera? Phone... because mine has a camera as well as music and er... a phone...
013. Health freak? Nope, and I don't really intend to be, though I do need to get some exercise...
014. Drink or Smoke? Neither, but if I HAD to choose one, it would be drink, presuming it means alchol...
015. Do you have a crush on someone? Yes, but they are unavailable at the moment...
016. Eat or Drink? Eat... Only because if I drink too much I find it very difficult because I feel all sloshy... then again, when I eat too much it feels like the food I've just eaten will try and secreet itself out of my eyes... it's not a nice feeling either way...
017. Piercings? No thanks!
018. Tattoos? No, but if I was to get one, I'd have a Homunculus symbol on my shoulder, but I can't because of my exma...

HAVE YOU EVER?
019. Been in an airplane? Yes, a lot! I'd love to go again too!
020. Been in a car accident? Only once.
021. Been in a fist fight? Only a few, but none recently, though I do get into "play fist fights with imagination" with my very good friend, and flat mate, Eoin.

FIRSTS:
022. First piercing? Um... I don't have any... and I don't intend on getting any...
023. First best friend? Daniel Woosey or Harry Lloyd, both were pretty cool, but I've not seen wither of them for ages!
025. First award? Probably either a swimming award or a Ju-Jit-Su award... one of the two
026. First crush? A girl I knew when I used to go to church, but we never became girlfriend and boyfriend, it was also only for a short time... Though, I think at the moment she is still quite pretty...
028. First big vacation? Greece or Italy... I love both countrys to be honeset so either would be cool with me!

LASTS:
029. Last person you talked to? Another flat mate called Andy... man he can talk for the world... which can be REALLY annoying if you're trying to watch the TV!
030. Last person you texted? A work mate called Christie...
031. Last person you watched a movie with? Probably my best friend at the moment, Eoin, and we watched... "Spiderman 3" I think...
032. Last food you ate? Er... sausage and cheese sammiches!
033. Last movie you watched? Johnny English... What a waste of 2 hours...
034. Last song you listened to? Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Throw Away Your Television!
035. Last thing you bought? Margerine, Cheese and Bread!
036. Last person you hugged? Um... A good friend called James Sweetman... Though I've not had a good hug for the past few days because I've been ill...

FAVES:
037. Food? Pizza, Cake and Chocolate... Oh, I like Pasta and Fish too... Oh and Steak and... er... everything...
038. Drinks? Water or Apple Tango, though it quite rare now, I don't see it around at all very often, and it doesn't always go well with food either...
039. Clothing? Stuff that fits, loosely, so I feel comfy in them...
040. Book? either Harry Potter or Redwall... though neither is really re-readable too many times I think... Oh and The Hichhikers Guide To The Galaxy books, they are really good!
041. Music? Gorillaz, among other various tunes from other bands...
042. Flower? I don't really know... Can I make it up?
043. Colors? Purple, Black, Orange and Green...
044. Movies? The Matrix, Paycheck, The Starwars films, The Forbidden Kingdom and Kung-Fu Hustle...
045. Shoes? Skater shoes really, but I like them... they be comfy!
046. Subjects? Nothing that I could learn at school, apart from Media Studies, even though I sucked at it I quite enjoyed my first year of it! I didn't mind English either, when we were doing creative writing...

IN THE PAST YEAR I ... :
047. [ ] kissed in the snow
048. [ ] celebrated Halloween
049. [x] had your heart broken
050. [ ] went over the minutes on your cell phone
051. [x] someone questioned your sexual orientation
052. [ ] came out of the closet
053. [ ] gotten pregnant
054. [ ] had an abortion
055. [ ] done something you've regretted
056. [ ] broke a promise
057. [x] hid a secret
058. [x] pretended to be happy
059. [ ] met someone who changed your life
060. [ ] pretended to be sick
061. [ ] left the country
062. [ ] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it
063. [ ] cried over the silliest thing
064. [ ] ran a mile
065. [ ] went to the beach with your best friend
066. [ ] stayed single the whole year

CURRENTLY:
067. Eating? Nowt...
068. Drinking? Water!
069. I'm about to? Go to bed... I need to get over my fever before I go to a Team Project meeting tomorrow...
070. Listening to? Stereophonics - Lying in the Sun
071. Plans for today/tomorrow? Work, and then a movie with my best mate with some chinese food!
072. Waiting for? The next set of Legend of the Five Rings card game to come out and Pokemon Heart Gold and Soul Silver to come out... Oh and Kotor: The Old Republic to come out too!

YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want kids? Yeah. Not many, like one boy and one girl, but definately...
074. Want to get married? Maybe, yeah...
075. Careers in mind? Computer Games Designer, Stoyline Writer or Novellist...

WHICH IS BETTER ON A BOY/GIRL?
076. Lips or eyes? Eyes. I find many girls have got nice eyes, but only the girls I fall for have exceptinally pretty eyes...
077. Shorter or taller? I actually quite like girls who are shorter than me to be honest, bt that's just me...
078. Romantic or spontaneous? In between the two!
079. Nice stomach or nice arms? Either or both, I don't mind...
080. Sensitive or loud? Again in between the two, I like my girls sensitive, but outgoing sometimes too...
081. Hookup or relationship? Relationship, definately...
082. Troublemaker or hesitant? Netiher or half and half

HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost glasses/contacts? Yes... probably... hang on... now you mention then where are they...?
084. Ran away from home? I did once, and then I came back because I went to my friends' house so we could eat lots of easter eggs... but the plan failed when my friend forgot about our plan... Though I'm actually quite impressed because I was about 5 or 6 years old at the time. I wrapped up nice and warm, dressing gown and all, I put some wellys on and took the back door key as well as getting to my friends' house all on my own through a small woods... I was very lucky not to have been abducted...
085. Held a gun/knife for self defense? No... though I have held both before, for practice...
086. Killed somebody? No... not yet...
087. Broken someone's heart? Yes, but I've had my fair share of having my heart broken a couple of times, so I think life and I are about even...
088. Been arrested? No, I don't think so...
089. Cried when someone died? Yeah, my Grandpa...

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself? I'd love to, but then I think I'm such a prick, that I think, what's the point of believing in me if I'm like that...
091. Miracles? 50-50, they can happen, but they haven't happened for a long time...
092. Love at first sight? I believe it can happen, but I've not seen it yet...
093. Heaven? Maybw, but I can't proove or disproove it so... maybe...
094. Santa Claus? Maybe there was, but I think, unfortunately, he may be pushing up daisys now...
095. Sex on the first date? Hell no, I need to know my partner first!
096. Kiss on the first date? Lol! That would be a first...

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now? Yes... Oh did you want to know who it was?
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life? I dunno, it's like a roller coaster at the moment...
099. Do you believe in God? Not anymore, but the Christian way can teach you so much for life ahead of you, if you don't look at the religion in it...
100. Post as 100 truths and tag 10 people. I dunno... have I passed this?